how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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