Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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