sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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