Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I have feelings that need drinking.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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