He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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