The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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