Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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