I skipped work to stalk him.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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