As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
These tits shall not be calmed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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