i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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