I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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