What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
