I'm jealous of your bromance
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Boobs speak an international language.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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