My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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