She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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