Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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