Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
do herpes really smell.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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