If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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