Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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