I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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