Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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