I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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