and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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