just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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