these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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