People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Randomize
