At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
