Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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