Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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