He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
not ubering you a puppy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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