Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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