she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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