we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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