If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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