im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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