fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize