How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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