A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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