Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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