if i died would you start the facebook group?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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