This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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