I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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