i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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