Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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