I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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