As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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