Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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