did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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