Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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