I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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