Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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