doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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