I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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