rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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