I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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