Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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